Peanut butter and jelly offends my very soul

While eating out I hear the most interesting conversations. This one I just can't stop laughing about. This woman was telling the group at her table how peanut butter and jelly offends her very soul. My brows furrow as I listen closer... She goes on about how the white bread is just the whitest of the white and how jelly has 30% more sugar than homemade jam or marmalade. Peanut not even the creamy kind, it's a block of hydrogenated plastic. Sometimes when you leave home, you realize how normal everyone you know really is!